Slow on the uptake

Last night I was lying in bed and finally got that Mama C-ta is a play on mamacita.

Here's my list:

I thought "Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls" from South Park were just cookies.

Had no idea what the line, "Stupid English Kenigguts," meant from Monthy Python and the Holy Grail meant until I saw it spelled out as "Knights" on one of VH-1's "I love..." shows.

Firmly beleived that the chorus of CCR's "Bad Moon on the Rise" was, "There's the bathroom on the right," thanks to my father. Found out this was not the case when I excitedly announced what I thought was the name of the song at an eighth grade graduation party.