Euphamisms Run Amok

I'm not sure how it evolved, but we refer to my smoking as "Evil". When I go out back to have a cigarette, I say, "I'm going out to be Evil." Buying cigarettes is, "I'm going out to buy/get some Evil."

John, card that he is, has come up with something new. Now, when I am smoking he says I am "Felating Satan". Hopefully avoiding that and hand spinning will help me finnaly kick the habbit. Most of the things are in place and the final countdown has begun.