Gee, I feel so special...

Similac, out of the kindness of their hearts, decided to send me a package today probably chock full of "free" samples of their products and a handy-dandy guide on how to breastfeed.

Thankfully, Michael and I were napping when it arrived so all my postman left was the little slip telling me I have to walk the mile and a half to pick it up myself at the post office. I will be checking the "Refuse Delivery" box on the slip and leaving it for the postman tomorrow. It's not the giant "Return to Sender", "Unsolicited" and "In Violation of the International Code of Marketing Breast-milk Substitutes" that I had planned on writing on said box, but I'll take what I can get.